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30 October 2000
Dan's on the slide.

Days of falling to bits slowly. You've all been there. The bow unstringed, the radio detuned.

By day eight you lose even the iron-man momentum of seeing how abraded you can be without losing function. Day ten and the slope becomes a gleaming blackblack wall at your back, and no floor to be seen. Day twelve and the bleed hits.


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What happens when the last light goes off? At 10:34am, the entire remaining population of London, including the Prime Minister and most of his cabinet, "downloaded their consciousnesses" into an Avernotech mainframe. Emergency services, describing their response as "undermanned", are pessimistic regarding their chances of clearing the bodies before extensive decomposition sets in. The St. James' Park lime pits are being reopened as of this evening. Volunteers are being requested.

Examination of the mainframe showed no increase in memory or processor usage. All attempts to make contact with the "downloaded" have once again failed.

UpsideClown London is no longer broadcasting. UpsideClown Manchester will continue to receive and disseminate reports through the quarantine zone. Please, keep talking.


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if somebody wants to search for something which isn't on the Internet?

So, welcome to Upsideclown, an online enterprise from the University of Massachussetts archive department.

The big idea is, you post me ( with any names or concepts which search engines have failed to turn up. I'll research them in the UMass libraries, and put whatever I find up on this site.
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Upsideclown in Hollywood

Autopederast child star Samedi Jones declared her engagement today to director of her billion-grossing smash Munchkin Lunch, Willem van Kanst, 58. Said Samedi in a lisping, singsong voice, hitching her skirt up and swinging her legs unselfconsciously, "It's not about the money. I've made my millions and now I want the respect of my peers. Did you know that Pia fucking Zadora gets invited to better parties than I do?"

Kanst, visibly agitated, added, "I don't see anything wrong. It's not like I'm going to touch her or anything. Not until she's 18. I'll just watch."

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10.19.00 Well, as you may have heard in what's left of the press, the University of Massachussetts is no more. It's a damned shame.

I'm not quite sure what to do with the site. I've got the server in my basement now, so as long as they don't cut the connections off. I was thinking of maybe using this as a messageboard for folks like us to keep in touch. What does everybody think?

10.15.00 The link to my home town of Abilene, Texas is back up (in about me). Enjoy it while you can!

10.09.00 Auburn's very own mountain bike Mecca isn't answering calls, and their site hasn't been updated recently. I tried a little harder, and nothing in Auburn is contactable. Best of luck to the guys, but it doesn't look good. If anybody's got any information on Auburn, mai.

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Previously on upsideclown


Current clown:

18 December 2003. George writes: This List

Most recent ten:

15 December 2003. Jamie writes: Seven Songs
11 December 2003. Dan writes: Spinning Jenny
8 December 2003. Victor writes: Rock Opera
4 December 2003. Matt writes: The Mirrored Spheres of Patagonia
1 December 2003. George writes: Charm
27 November 2003. James writes: On Boxing
24 November 2003. Jamie writes: El Matador del Amor; Or, the Man who Killed Love
20 November 2003. Dan writes: Rights Management
17 November 2003. Victor writes: Walking on Yellow
13 November 2003. Matt writes: Disintermediation
(And alas we lost Neil, who last wrote Cockfosters)

Also by this clown:

11 December 2003. Dan writes: Spinning Jenny
20 November 2003. Dan writes: Rights Management
30 October 2003. Dan writes: My only goal
9 October 2003. Dan writes: The Knot
18 September 2003. Dan writes: The Engelbart Elephant
28 August 2003. Dan writes: The Amity Index
7 August 2003. Dan writes: This Sporting Life
17 July 2003. Dan writes: Touch
26 June 2003. Dan writes: Metadata
5 June 2003. Dan writes: Street Mate
15 May 2003. Dan writes: Usher's Well
24 April 2003. Dan writes: Medicamenta
3 April 2003. Dan writes: Weapons of Mass Construction
13 March 2003. Dan writes: David Sneddon, Bukake Secret Agent
20 February 2003. Dan writes: Mary Sue
30 January 2003. Dan writes: Bait and Switch
9 January 2003. Dan writes: What Never Happened
19 December 2002. Dan writes: Sermon on the Mount the Face
28 November 2002. Dan writes: Ballroom Blitz
7 November 2002. Dan writes: The Photographer
17 October 2002. Dan writes: Diaphragmatic
26 September 2002. Dan writes: A life in the day
5 September 2002. Dan writes: Different Class
15 August 2002. Dan writes: Story and sequel
25 July 2002. Dan writes: Fellatious
4 July 2002. Dan writes: Skin Mag
10 June 2002. Dan writes: The Ibizan book of the Dead
16 May 2002. Dan writes: The Sissons Situation
22 April 2002. Dan writes: UpsideClown and Out in Hollywood
28 March 2002. Dan writes: Nereus' Daughters
4 March 2002. Dan writes: Diomedes
7 February 2002. Dan writes: Text Only
14 January 2002. Dan writes: Civil Engineering
20 December 2001. Dan writes: Nativity
26 November 2001. Dan writes: The Wedding Band
1 November 2001. Dan writes: what dreans mecum?
8 October 2001. Dan writes: Stop me if you've heard this one before
13 September 2001. Dan writes: Mother of the Muses
20 August 2001. Dan writes: I say I say I say
26 July 2001. Dan writes: Bigger, Better, Brother
2 July 2001. Dan writes: Hecatomb
7 June 2001. Dan writes: Dispassionate Leave
14 May 2001. Dan writes: Small Town Boy
19 April 2001. Dan writes: Maintaining the Driving Line
26 March 2001. Dan writes: Cut and Paste
1 March 2001. Dan writes: Redemption
5 February 2001. Dan writes: Blyton the Face of the Earth
8 January 2001. Dan writes: Smoke Signals
18 December 2000. Dan writes: The Loa Depths
23 November 2000. Dan writes: The Limits of Melissa Joan Hart
30 October 2000. Dan writes: Shiftwork
5 October 2000. Dan writes: Dawson
11 September 2000. Dan writes: Testing Times
17 August 2000. Dan writes: Onanova
3 July 2000. Dan writes: Roboto il Diavolo

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